Is there any doubt in anyone’s mind that this guy is a lunatic?

For maximum effect, view the image first, try to figure out what’s going on, and then read the story to confirm your worst fears that you were right…

So many things wrong with this… Baby, Towel, Uri Geller, Bambi Award, that horrifying look on his “face.”

I’m, again, at a loss for words and sick to my stomach…