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My Eyes are Going to Explode

I thought I ought to warn you That my Eyes are About to Explode. I’ve not found a way to relieve them They grow from behind. Pulse and pound Pulse and pound Like kettle drums for my brains. I…

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80 mph is fast

I earned an important perspective on life yesterday.I picked up my car from Pep Boys and decided I would go looking for the hub cap (which I distinctly remember seeing roll off to the side of the road through…

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new ways to kill myself

Today in welding class, we learned about two new instruments of death. Both were for arc welding, but slightly different. The Plasma cutter, in particular, scared me when the instructor said, "Now you need to be careful with this one……

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Scorpions Part Deux

Scorpions Part Deux

So. It turns out that if you shovel up a bunch of dirt right in front of a forest and plop down a brand new house with delicious wood and dark nooks and crannies, you are begging to encounter at…

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